TROPHIES FOR CHAMPIONS
CELEBRATE YOUR VICTORIES
Winning your league has a lot of perks. There's the power. The prestige. Obviously, the plunder... unless you're in one of those sad leagues that doesn't play for anything. In which case, what are you even doing here? Beat it, freeloader. But then there's the glorious knowledge that, most Sundays, you absolutely ruined football for one of your friends. Immortalize your season and put the league on notice that it can- no, will- happen again, with one of our DOOR-KICKING, CHEST-THUMPING, THROAT-PUNCHING MONUMENTS.
TROPHIES FOR LOSERS
DICK DOWNEY
From $ 30.00
THE CHUMPANZEE
From $ 30.00
SHAME YOUR LOSERS
Every league has a dud. Their motto is, "set it and forget it", and they refuse to update anything. Their autodrafted squad fields the same starting lineup all season, regardless of injuries, byes, or benchings. But our beef isn't with them- it's with the jackass who actually cared, and tried their hardest, and still finished dead last. Commemorate their pitiful showing, and the fact that someone above them in the standings still has the default team logo and a hotmail address.