The road to a proper victory is paved with sacrifice.  

This one goes out to the waiver wire pickup who plugged a gaping hole in your lineup.  To the game time decision who churned up yards, and touchdowns, on a bum ankle.  To the ballsy quarterback who had a half point and a fresh set of downs with a slide, but netted you another six by breaking a tackle into the endzone.  

The dust settles, and you stand victorious- because your valiant squad refused to bend the knee.  

Tonight, your triumphant warriors dine in Hell, while the rest of your pansy-ass league enjoys a light jazz brunch in limbo.  

approx. dimensions 6" x 6" x 7.5"
approx. weight 5.2 lbs